But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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