Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Randomize
