you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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