She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
