belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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