i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
