Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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