Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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