Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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