I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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