he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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