we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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