so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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