Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
