dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
