zippers are such a cool invention
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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