i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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