For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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