gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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