If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
