I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize
