belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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