When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My vagina is very pro this idea
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
