google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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