Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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