Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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