Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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