we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
now i know why i became what i already was.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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