During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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