I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
