it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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