You work out of a Hotel?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
