Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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