I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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