D3 body, D1 cock
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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