I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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