Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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