You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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