i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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