who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Randomize
