If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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