am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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