He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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