Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I want her autograph on my taint
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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