new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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