That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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