12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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