How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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