Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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