I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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