And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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